Oh do give over Bob!
Yes, a lot of your stuff was quite amusing, but you relentlessly persued Caroline. So much so, that she called it a day! For me, that was a sad day, as we could do with more female owners taking an interest, so I do hope she turns up for this.
And yes, we can all be annoying at times, particularly if you're as opinionated as I can be! And as for stooping to Blatchat levels. Your problem, is you like to dish it out about anything and everything, which is fine, and can be very funny, but you don't like it when somethings chucked back at you, and always have to have the last word!
You need to grow up, chill out, and take it on the chin now and again.
Enough said, now move on

The Prince of Darkness