A liittle story, just to amuse.
When my car was about 3 years old and still sporting a moderately tuned, approx. 225HP 2.0VX, I had a Geordie lady working for me who was a keen biker, an 1100 Kawasaki as I recall, and bodybuilder, the sort of chap you really don't want to meet when he's in a bad mood,
One he said, why haven't you ever offered to take me for a ride in your car? So I duly obliged, following a well known quiet rote with plenty of roundabouts on which I was well practised, finishing up with a nice slide around the last turn.
He made no comment at all but when we got back after about 45 minutes, he got out of the car, waited until I was out, then said "well thank you very much for that, (calmly) then almost shouting "but I'm never getting in that thing again with you, you F*&$ing mad Bas@$rd!!!"
I'm still chuckling now.