Seems to me there are several sorts of chaps (and chapesses) that own 7's

The polisher - meh its a great car drive it!!!!

The regular driver who never knows what it can do - huh???

The ******* who fecks it and spends loads of money after it is broken - oh yes


Snakey

I know which one Hatter is!!!!

Guessing he's a polisher then...


I'm neither of those. I'm the one who doesn't do anything wrong with the car, and still needs to spend loads of money after it's broken.
Having said that...
* BMW 3 series -> needed a rebuild engine
* BMW 5 series -> ruined the engine during a 'roadtrip' through France and Switzerland
* Caterham -> I'm sure I didn't do anything wrong but I'm trying to get the Duratec up and running after destroying a k-series

Maybe IT is me after all...

I'm a take it out when I feel like it. Been like that all my life

Having been my only car for 5 years... I bought a tin-top and started to pull apart/rebuild the 7.... It's been in bits for 4 years now so I guess, I'm a Procrastinating 7 owner.
Meh!

Im a lesbian 7 owner.
Not really a polisher but mines gotta look good cos it aint fast!

that explains soooo much!!!

Lesbian 7 owner

I've just done the biggest sex wee in history !!!!!!

Snakey

I guess I'm in this camp, but after three years of ownership I am learning what it can (and, more importantly, can't) do.

Lesbians fancy women, right? I think that makes me a lesbian too.

Now that's a serious SV!!!

The gravity was very heavy that day.

Took the girlfriend out for a traditional Bank Holiday trip to the seaside (Hunstanton) yesterday. We had the traditional Bank Holiday fish 'n' chips on the seafront, and then the traditional Bank Holiday traffic jam on the way back. As she posted on Facebook later, "200 mile round trip and I only screamed 8 times!". She's learning.

What did you do to her to make her scream 8 times

I tend to just love driving mine...
Everything else is just to make that possible, as often as possible!!!