What did you do to her to make her scream 8 times
Nothing of my doing, for a change. It was all down to other road-users, like:
The motorcyclist who completely didn't see us as I tried to pass him on a roundabout.
The blinkered old fart who nearly side-swiped us on the approach to a roundabout*
The twat in a Fiat somethingorother who pulled out as we were bearing down on him on a dual carriageway
*The very same blinkered old fart failed to spot the ambulance that was trying to get past him further up the road. As the GF said "If he can't spot a big yellow and green van with flashing blue lights and a bloody siren, what chance has he got of noticing a little blue car?"