This will make you LARF all weekend
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when
during her tour; she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's
disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do
that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture".
"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was
obvious that a nurse was performing oral s&x on him. Again, the woman
screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness but he's with Bupa"
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