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One of my very old contributions to Shining Wit Circa. September 2006

 
Author DDubya
Planning a blat
#1 | Posted: 2 Oct 2014 23:03 
This will make you LARF all weekend

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when
during her tour; she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's
disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do
that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture".

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was
obvious that a nurse was performing oral s&x on him. Again, the woman
screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness but he's with Bupa"



DDubya C7 DNW My Blue Cat

Author frank

Heading to Le Mans
#2 | Posted: 3 Oct 2014 16:09 
Where do i join.

Author Mad Hatter

At Le Bounty
#3 | Posted: 3 Oct 2014 16:33 
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Author CK07MON

In garage
#4 | Posted: 3 Oct 2014 19:18 

Author BigCol

On ferry
#5 | Posted: 3 Oct 2014 19:35 
as a nurse Frank...?

Author frank

Heading to Le Mans
#6 | Posted: 3 Oct 2014 20:19 
not quite what i had in mind BIG Col

Author Mad Hatter

At Le Bounty
#7 | Posted: 3 Oct 2014 20:24 
BigCol:
as a nurse Frank...?

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Author frank

Heading to Le Mans
#8 | Posted: 3 Oct 2014 20:58 
OMG, this nurse could of been male, think i will stay with the NHS

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