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One of my very old contributions to Shining Wit Circa. September 2006

| 2 Oct 2014 23:03 | #1
Planning a blat
This will make you LARF all weekend

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when
during her tour; she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's
disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do
that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture".

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was
obvious that a nurse was performing oral s&x on him. Again, the woman
screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness but he's with Bupa"



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| 3 Oct 2014 16:09 | #2
Heading to Le Mans

Where do i join.
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| 3 Oct 2014 16:33 | #3
At Le Bounty

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| 3 Oct 2014 19:18 | #4
In garage

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| 3 Oct 2014 19:35 | #5
On ferry

as a nurse Frank...?
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| 3 Oct 2014 20:19 | #6
Heading to Le Mans

not quite what i had in mind BIG Col
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| 3 Oct 2014 20:24 | #7
At Le Bounty

BigCol:
as a nurse Frank...?

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| 3 Oct 2014 20:58 | #8
Heading to Le Mans

OMG, this nurse could of been male, think i will stay with the NHS
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