Not a BMW batmobile

Not even Gotham city's finest

Got them living under my roof/in the wall cavity

As I type I can them scratching away in there

Cute little buggers

Snakey

Had rats in our place some years ago, needed serious pest control to get rid!

Are they friendly? Do they come when called? If so just feed them, stroke them, love them and they will feel part of the family, otherwise............poison the f*ckers

:trying to find the smilie with the kill the b*stard theme:

Mike

Can't do that - they are protected by law!!!

Wot ee sed.

You can't touch bats unless you've been CRB checked.